Spam

January 20, 2012

You know I just thought of something.. In boiler room type sales places, or call centers, there’s something every day that has to be sold or pushed. Some product or services. It’s the sale of the day crap-whatever. Ever noticed that a lot of spam you get on a particular site looks similar?

The spam that gets left here as comments all carry a similar thread every few days or so. Formal English with a stuff delivery designed to entice me to click on a link. I’ve noticed this in spam email I get from so-called sexy singles in my area. So that made me wonder: is there a place, far away, where a large room of depressed people are told to push a certain link/scam/whatever. On the board at the front of the room is some message or themed script.. It would make a lot of sense…

Imagine in your mind a moment a small Asian man (or whatever race/culture comes to mind when you think spam scams). He’s standing at the head of a large room of people at computers. Think “the Walmart sized call center”. He says:

“Today we sell Coxaragin herbal male penis enhancement supplement. You begin your emails with following script:” and he points to a projection on the screen that says:

‘Know how get ragin cox for lady?’

… It would certainly explain a lot, don’t you think?


Jawbone Bluetooth Headset

January 17, 2012

I’m a huge fan of the Jawbone bluetooth headset. Not so much a fan of the price but the product is top notch. It uses the vibrations from your jaw and face rather than audio vibrations in the air with a standard microphone.

I broke down and bought another one because I needed it for both personal and business use, not to mention a project I’m working on. This gave me a chance to review the latest model. Let’s just say I’m a little annoyed at some things, happy with most others. This review is for the Jawbone ICON. I didn’t see the need to spend an extra $40 on the ERA, though I wish to hell Best Buy had the ICON + Nerd. That looks nice…

1. Fit. The biggest complaint I have with anything is fit. Jawbone includes lots of earbuds to help give you a good fit but they left out the old over-the-ear stems. Very disappointing. While these things broke more often than not they gave me an assurance the device was on my ear and not going anywhere. Instead they’ve replaced it with earbuds that I can’t seem to fit on the device, and a whacky hybrid over-the-ear stem that is very flimsy. There’s no backwards compatibility with the old stems so I might as well throw those all away.

The old Jawbone. See that nice over the ear piece?

The old Jawbone

2. Sound quality is great. As usual. Not a problem. I walked around a grocery store talking and the person on the other end had no idea.

3. Size. Damn thing keeps getting smaller!

4. Buttons. I’m a tad confused here. There’s a single button on the back for disconnecting (and I’m assuming connecting using voice assist) but where’s the volume? It should be more intuitive.

5. Charging. By far the biggest improvement to the new line of Jawbone’s is the charging. No more proprietary charging crap. Straight up USB as it should have been all along. Really happy about this one.

6. Annoyances: One final little annoyance, the switch to turn it on and off. Why? Why a switch at all?! This is just something that will cave in and break over time. Every device I’ve ever owned with a recessed switch, from iPhones to mice, usually wear out and break over time. It’s a given. The old Jawbones has a button you press and held. I miss that already.

So for the Jawbone ICON I give it a 4 out of 5 stars. Sound, size, and charging are really improved and much loved, but fit and button placement/usage should have been left the way they were. Otherwise a great purchase…so long as you don’t lose it…


Airports…

January 14, 2012

I’ve been traveling a lot lately and it’s given me a chance to reflect on my opinions regarding airlines. For the most part I think my opinions on flying itself could be summed up by the following video from Gentlemen’s Rants:

However I’ve been experiencing security a lot more lately and I have some opinions to share about that: Most TSA agents are either pedophiles, sexual deviants, or pathetic losers.

I say this because I’ve been through 11 airports in the past 6 months and I always opt-out. I really enjoy my complimentary TSA light massage. Sadly they always give me a male masseur, but I at least moan a little when he rubs his hands up my thighs towards my groin area. Just to let them know I appreciate the gesture. I am concerned about one thing, though: When I get my complimentary massage, they always forget to check my bags further. This week I’ve gone through security with a full bottle of chocolate milk in my bag and not a word from TSA. TWELVE OUNCES of delicious chocolate milk.

I haven’t turned off my phone on a flight in 6 years. In fact I love using my cell phone when we’re landing because I get signal then. We’ve never crashed or been diverted to Bermuda, sadly. I don’t think I’ve ever willingly placed my carry on under the seat in front of me. I have a beautiful collection of in-flight safety cards.

When the gate attendent asks people to board the plane I rarely board when I’m told, and opt for the first feasible attempt to get on the plane. If your belongings are above my seat because you thought you were cool in putting them there on your way back to row 29 middle seat, they won’t be there when we land. I’ve never been in an emergency but if I was I can promise you this: I will not help you off the plane and will in fact do everything possible to save my life including sacrificing you and your beanie baby collection. That’s life.

When I’m at an airport I will beg, borrow, steal, or cause severe bodily injury to get to a power outlet. Sadly that bodily injury tends to be my own body. Never the less if I see a power outlet please stand aside, running into me at full steam is like hitting an entire class of elementary school children in your Mini Cooper. It’s gonna leave a dent.

Wireless? Yes.  I will often try my best to guess wireless passwords. I’m continually amazed at how lucky I am when I get them right.

Overall flying typically sucks, unless you’re flying Virgin America. I’ve flown every major American carrier and I have to say they all pale in comparison to Virgin America. Virgin is how an airline should be run. It’s neat, clean, technologically advanced, and built to let me entertain, feed, and hydrate myself. I wish I could fly Virgin America everywhere but sadly I cannot. This latest trip was on Jetblue. While a little better on roominess it still had its problems.

Through all of this, over the years, I’ve always made it to my destination. There has never been an incident at 30,000 feet. If airports were a little cheaper with their food, perhaps a bit more travel friendly, and we dispensed with this ridiculous TSA security theater, flying could be enjoyable again. Until then I will continue to accept my complimentary light massage, and maybe someday, just maybe, Noomi Rapace will be there to give me my massage.


Personal Trends

November 8, 2011


A Hole in the Head

October 23, 2011

Every once in a while I come across an article in a newspaper, magazine, etc. that is so bold and unique that I remember it for many, many years to come. I’ve been doing some journal critiques on executive function, memory, recall and the brain activity involved in each. This brought to mind an old article I read in Spin magazine while sitting in a doctors office back in 1998.

The article entitled “A Hole in the Head”  (click link to open article in new window) discussed a radical (and apparently misguided) practice of drilling a hole through your cranium to increase brain function. The practice, known as trepanation, is one of the oldest surgical procedures known to human history. In ancient times holes were drilled in the skull to release demons. Today we’ve got erudite folks doing it for the belief that it will increase their brain functioning, creating a permenant high, where drugs have failed them in the past.

I admit such a practice is probably not very sound, but my point here is to not debate the plus and minus of drilling a hole in your head. As a young man I found the article to be fascinating, so much so I stole the magazine and have held on to it all this time. Now as I look back the question I ask myself is: Why did I find it fascinating and why have I held on to that information all this time? How does that differentiate from other data that I wish to retain? Those are the great mysteries of the human mind I wish to understand.

We know generally the neuro-chemical functions of memory and what happens when new memories are formed and recalled. We tend to remember things we are interested in better than things we are not. On the other hand, some of us remember the most arcane, minor, trivial, and downright pointless information that we don’t need, don’t care to know, yet somehow can’t help but learn. Why? Is learning and memorization found somewhere between the interesting and the trivial or unique?

If we can figure out what part of the brain engages that “this is important, dammit, now learn it” function, and more importantly the conditions needed to activate that function, it might be possible for our brains to become computers. Press this button to record, this button to recall, and so forth. Then that brings up the larger Gattaca-style questons: If we all were able to have exceptional memory what would set us apart or make us more valuable in work and study than another?

 


What Makes a Good Professor

October 18, 2011

I recently decided to return to school to pursue something more interesting, and really more useful for now and the hyper-technical future. I was successful enough in business that I could minimize my consulting practice and go back as an adult to really pursue my interests. My first time around I got a degree in political science. Flipping through the catalog I looked at the ones that really interested me (computer science, engineering, etc.) and they all required math. Dreadful math. Polysci didn’t require any math. I enjoyed politics (at the time) and so I said why not. Thus began 4 years of university. I met a lot of professors. Some good, a very few great, but most relatively useless.

Now that I’m back as an adult at one of the top universities in the nation, a relatively young one at that, I can take a better perspective on what makes a good professor. I differentiate professor from teacher here in that people who come to college come because they’re either strongly encouraged to by their parents or they have some inkling at a better life. If someone doesn’t want to be here then they don’t have to be. Kids in the K-12 system have to be there and often, I’ve found, the teachers don’t want to be their any more than the students. I contend that public education, that is K-12, is just as much the students willingness and ability to learn than the teachers ability to teach. A great teacher can’t teach a kid who doesn’t want to learn any more than a bad teacher can teach a kid who really wants to learn. In college it’s different. There’s a level of mutual engagement, but it also means that the otis is on the professor more to convey the complex information to keep a wavering population engaged.

Recently a great professor and friend of mine passed away. He was relatively new to the professor job, having spent 20 years in the Navy before getting his MA and PhD. He was a great professor. Another professor asked me shortly after what makes a great professor, what are the skills and attributes that these great professors combine and provide? I told her  that in my opinion it requires a professor who engages the students, bridges the gap between student and lecturer, and makes it all relevant to the now. The professor has to personalize things and convey it in an engaging way, else why have the professor at all – wouldn’t a tape recording work just as well?

I’ve had a programing professor who didn’t use a computer, hand wrote everything on the board, and stated quite frankly that nothing was guaranteed to work. He was abysmal and the dramatic drop in attendance in his classes showed it. The professor I mentioned who passed away, he connected the learning to his own experiences in life, provided tangible materials such as lecture notes that we could grasp on to and bridge the learning. He used humor and a level of direct engagement that showed he was interested in how we were learning, what we were learning, and what aspects of our lives we brought to the class.

I think a lot of the problem with the professorial system is tenture. That abysmal professor had been teaching for 30 years. He was obviously bored and interested in doing other things than teach. Ironically it’s the non-tenured professors in my life who have been the best. The ones who knew they had to teach, and teach well, or they wouldn’t make tenure and such wouldn’t have a job. The bad professors have mostly been tenured. That raises many other questions about what makes a good professor  - classroom experience or real world experience; consequences to inadequate performance, etc.

What makes a good professor, in my opinion, is someone who has not only a well of practical, real world knowledge they can convey and relate to the students, but also a vested interest in being in that classroom and giving the extra effort to help people understand. The tenure system promotes laziness and it gives zero incentive for a professor to improve themselves in the classroom.  Some will always be good professors and will always do their best in the classroom, but most I believe will get lazy over time and lose the drive and motivation that put them there in the first place. If you ask professors what they think most will side with the tenure system, under that mythical idea that without tenure it’s impossible to retain good professors. This is like asking a drug user if we should increase the punishment for marijuana use. No one wants to kill their own golden egg or prohibit the possibility of their own rewards in the future.

Yet we’re pumping kids out of college left and right who are only marginally better than when they came in. We’re forcing them to take courses that they don’t need from professors who have no other job potential in life but to teach an arcane or, at best, a hobby skill. This fosters the system of a professor every subject, then tenured, and before you know it you have a university filled with professors who get paid whether their students learn or not, who get to reap the benefits of a good job with good benefits, without a vested interest in the system of learning.

 

 


I sure get a lot of hits…

September 3, 2011

..for what could be considered a poor record of posts and follow-ups. I regret this course of progress. Some updates:

- I moved from one part of the state to another, not too far apart but enough.

- It took roughly a week to get internet in my McMansion because of the Verizon strike. Despite moving less than 50 miles from my old place, the internet is slower but not cheaper. I vocally advocated that Verizon should cut off the health benefits for the strikers. It’s funny how just a few days after heeding that call (I like to think it was because of my letter) the strikers went back to work.

- I’m building a new company and enhancing another. These things take time and energy, two resources which I seem to lack.

- Obama’s numbers are approaching Jimmy Carters. Has anyone noticed black unemployment under a black president has skyrocketed to around 28% ? Overall unemployment is 9.1% and climbing.

- Why didn’t we default? I think that might have been the best thing for us really. In all my travels I’ve found it’s only when a person falls from a high position to rock bottom, losing everything, to they really begin to see the difference. If the government collapses (financially that is) and people see that not only are there no jobs, but no government support what so ever, then and only then (perhaps) things will change. As I told a close friend the other day: It’s only when people realize the only person they can and should depend on is themselves that they begin to change their lives for the better.

- Religion is not the answer. Odd statement from me at this moment because I’m reevaluating my stance and participation in religion. I’m getting dangerously close to going to church – and no it’s not to meet girls. Yet.

- I thought at first I might vote for Romney since he seemed the most intelligent of the bunch, but now I’m taking a closer look at Perry. I don’t like his shoot from the hip style, that’s not electable in Ohio – maybe in Texas but few other places.


Tour de France

July 23, 2011

I’m a big fan of cycling and today I think we saw the triumphant end of a good, clean race. Alberto Contador did not win. Part of me believes this is because he wasn’t doing drugs this time and so he was unable to perform, having depended on them for so long. Instead a great cyclist named Cadel Evans, who has finished twice in second place, finally ascends the podium to first. Behind him are the Schleck brothers of Luxembourg, Andy and Frank, two more fine individuals. This has been the most exciting Tour de France since Lance Armstrong retired because, God willing, we have greater confidence that the race is a clean one. Of course more could come out in the days ahead but if this result stands then my faith in professional cycling has been renewed.

When people find out I’m a bike nut they usually get around to asking if I think Lance Armstrong took drugs. My honest answer is I don’t know. My thinking on Lance is as it always has been: In my heart I don’t believe he doped  because he rode under a different mentality than any of us could imagine. It’s like the guy who had a rock fall on his arm and he had to cut it off with a pocket knife to survive. Something clicked in Lance after cancer and his entire world became cycling. Nothing else mattered, and it showed in the breakup of his first marriage and the strange isolation he placed himself in for those 7 years of glory.

The usual response is that no man could do what he did without drugs. To wit I say if he did use drugs then he must be the smartest man on the planet, because no one in sports has been more tested, more sought after, more harassed and probed than Lance Armstrong. I don’t care how many disgruntled ex-teammates come forward to complain and say he doped. When you have entire countries and their governments stalking your every move, digging through your life and your trash, just dying to catch you with something, eventually  you’re going to get caught. Yet in all his years of racing not a single positive test. Not a shred of proof, during an era of high anti-American beliefs, when catching a great American hero would be the goldmine for those who distrusted and hated America.

But not once.

Lance Armstrong is just a different kind of person than you or I could ever imagine. Cadel Evans and the Schleck brothers are like that kind of athlete, an athlete who pushes themselves to the very end.

Ride on Cadel and long live cycling.


Breaking Bad – Gale is Dead

July 19, 2011

-Note: If you have not watched the newest season opener of Breaking Bad stop now. You have been warned-

Breaking Bad opened it’s fourth season the other day and I’ve been waiting anxiously to see what happened. When we last left at the end of season 3 we saw Jesse confronting Gale with a gun to his face. The final moment is the gun firing. Did Gale die? Most opinions pointed to yes. That has been confirmed to be true, though I guess when the producers all but confirm it following the season 3 finale you can’t really wish for too much. So Gale is dead and we’ve returned to a state of equilibrium.

I really love Breaking Bad. It’s the finest show on television, reminding me of the early years of X-Files, Sopranos, and Dexter. What sets Breaking Bad apart so well is that we the viewers haven’t a clue where things will lead. Most successful shows follow a very traditional path. Our characters for the most part change very little. Our story lines stay generally the same. We find comfort in that routine. It’s when a show goes off the rails, so to speak, introducing wild tangents that confuse us, and lend nothing to the storyline, that we become confused. Case in point: The Killing. What began as a phenomenal show has utterly failed and floundered. Why? Because in that grand story arc it suddenly went off on a tangent, perhaps for theatrical relief or suspense. Either way it confused us, we lost track of where the story was going, and it completely killed it for many.

Now contrast that to Law and Order or CSI. These shows have staying power because we know what’s going to happen. The fun part is in the details. We know someone will die. We know there will be an investigation. We know at some point there will be a capture/conclusion and the story will wrap itself up for that one episode. Other shows like the Sopranos and Dexter have been using the long story arc, where the story continues over multiple episodes or an entire season. This is fine and Dexter has proven this can be done beautifully. But you must keep the show on track and be very careful not to lose the audience. The Killing lost me, Dexter I have an idea what to expect and I’m not taken off guard by some unknowns.

So let’s return to Breaking Bad for a moment. The tough part about these long story arc shows is that to really understand everything you have to go back to the beginning. For some, dropping in the middle of a season can be tough, but hopefully the show is good enough to carry you into action to go back and watch the others. House MD has a hybrid mix: a loose, long term story arc with episodic sub-plots. That works really well too. However in the case of Breaking Bad we only have what we have just watched. We as the viewer are rather helpless in trying to figure out where the story will go next. It’s wide open and that’s one of the reasons why I love it so much. I’m not confused. I’m not left with unanswered questions or puzzlement. I’m right there with the story line and I’m waiting to see what comes next. That, for me, is what makes a great show. The audience is in tune with the story and the characters and all that needs to be done is to show them the next part of the story. Just think about the great movies, it’s sort of the same thing.

So now that season 4 is underway I am intrigued by where this will head. With Gale dead, and Victor brutally taken out, we are left with Gus and Mike, Walter and Jesse. Talk about a brutal, shocking, awesome 10 minutes. And what is our last parting shot? Gale dead on the floor and the camera panning across a folder on his desk labeled “lab notes”. How brilliant.


Overpricing E-Books

July 19, 2011

Today the newest Daniel Silva novel “Portrait of a Spy” comes out and I’m really excited. Unfortunately I won buy it on this first day, possibly the first month. I have a Kindle that I love very much and it’s my first go-to item for new books, because frankly I’ve run out of shelf space. Sadly the ebook pricing wars of the past have left us with grossly overpriced selections. As much as I love Silva’s work – and I’ve read them all – I can’t justify $12.99 for the ebook price when I know that within a matter of weeks a used copy will be found elsewhere for much cheaper.

My favorite used book seller, Better World Books, a non-profit that funds adult literacy projects, usually gets most books within a few weeks and used copies start rolling in within a few months. They sell somewhere between $4 and $10. That’s still cheaper than $12.99 for the ebook. The publishing houses seem to suffer from the same mental paralysis as the recording industry. There is a fair price for music and literature. Buying something is not the same as renting it. Apple turned the entire music industry on its head with 99 cent song downloads. Amazon turned the publishing world on its head with $9.99 ebook downloads. Those are fair prices. People will buy at those prices. Where’s the confusion?

I once asked Daniel Silva if he got more money from ebooks or printed books, or rather which would benefit him more. He mumbled something incoherent and shrugged. That was disappointing. I was desperately to support my favorite authors but not when the prices are dictated and overblown by publishing houses, and less money is getting to the author. Many new authors are going directly to ebooks and self publishing, and you know what: they’re winning. Eventually more bookstores will go out of business as more people turn to online venues. Then publishing houses will fold because they can’t get out of the past. Perhaps that is what we need, for Random House, Bantam, and Double Day to all fold. Because let’s face it: The stranglehold of publishing houses dictating what gets published and what does not, at which price and where, is over.

Viva la Amazon!


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